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Random facts about me to fill blank space:

I caught scabies in Toad Suck, Arkansas. I accidentally broke in to Tone Loc’s house. I don’t have a frenulum so I can easily touch the tip of my tongue to the tip of my nose. I learned Chisanbop (Korean finger-counting) from an infomercial when I was 8 years old and I still use it to this day. I moved to Mexico with all my possessions in 43 banker’s boxes: I moved from Mexico with all of my possessions in 3 suitcases.