Hi there

It’s so nice to have you here. Let’s talk a little more. Write to me@(this website).


Random facts about me to fill blank space:

  • I caught scabies in Toad Suck, Arkansas.
  • I accidentally broke in to Tone Loc’s house.
  • I don’t have a frenulum so I can easily touch the tip of my tongue to the tip of my nose.
  • I learned Chisanbop (Korean finger-counting) from an infomercial when I was 8 years old and I still use it to this day.
  • I roller-skated in front of an audience of 5000 people at Gold Skate (think Ice Capades on wheels).
  • I moved to Mexico with all my possessions in 43 banker’s boxes: I moved from Mexico with all of my possessions in 3 suitcases.